TV is AWESOME

I have this weird fascination lately with what most people consider to be Douche-Bags, and by most people I mean the whole world who isn’t isn’t a Douche-Bag, associated to Douche-Bags, involved intimately with a Douche-bag, or even part of that glamorous private club of Douche-bag alumnus. Although usually bored by the never nothings of the daily going ons of a Douche-Bag the one area that does interest me are the women that are attracted to such meatheads. So much so that once I actually found a west coast blog that was dedicated to this curiously as well, I’m a returning visitor and it proves to not disappoint. I’ll share it with you RIGHT HERE for you’re douchie pleasure. That’s right….”Hot Chicks With DoucheBags”.

So you can imagine my surprise when I’m flipping though the TV last night and stumble across a little greatness. VH1 is manning the ship on a show where they get together a group of 9 full fledged Douchies and tell them that they will be competing in a reality series called “Mr. Awesome”. That’s gotta be like every bags dream right? A real chance to show the world just how wonderful they are and why everyone wants to be next to their Douchie greatness. It was pretty cool watching these Mimbo’s all get together at first and to see their mancrushes on each others oiled skin, expensive hair products, white belts on tight jeans, and sleeves optional shirts rather they were button ups, polos, or tees. I could only imagine that they had to cover the inside of the limo-bus that these guys were transported in with hundreds of yards of plastic barrier otherwise they surely would have lost their deposit on that thing once they returned it with the unmistakable odor or Douche-bag all up in it.

So after making some Douchie interviews and prepping for a runway shoot as a “Mr. Awesome” candidate they corrall the Douchies and bring in for the real reason that they are all there. Enter the women that are all in relationships with these Douche-bags!!!! It’s a fine combibnation of hotness and insecurity sprinkled with a little bit of glitter and stupidity all over the group of them. The Douchies are in awe and a little humbled and the chicks are giving looks that could tig weld under water. Then the real slam. The host tells the Douchies that they are in fact not hot stuff bet rather that are all “Tools” and their perspectives girls brought them here to the TOOL ACADEMY to fix them………… Ican only desribe this as awesome.

None of the Douchies leave as they stand the chance to most importantly stand in front of the camera for one and also if they can make it through the humility til the end they stand the chance to win 100 G’s. So none of the Douchies opt to leave and were left with the train wreck called The Tool Academy.

So with that that…… out of the group of nine that started one Douchie was just to much to be reformed as evidenced through a douchie challenge and he was sent packin. Now the twist is that when one Douche-bag is getting eliminated all the girls are waiting to see which one of the douchies is going to be asked to leave so when he exits it’s a surprise and they have to choose if they’ll leave him or leave with them to continue their quest to find the hidden douche rainbow in their relationship and all that it could offer.

This douche was the first to go………….

He exited and his girl put up a good line as if she wasn’t certain that it was a relationship worth saving. The Greek Tool basically responded, “Whatever, just get in the f*&#!ng car” and of course she did.

Next up the “Fidelity Challenge” This ought to be good. DVR it. Fridays, 8 PM.