October Alert

This is going to be what I will start refering to as the ‘Douce Bag Alert’. What does it take to earn the coveted title on the BCB web page as a certified Douche Bag?? Well the rules aren’t completely clear to me at this time and I’m the one who just thought this up. I guess the main article is that if you’re trying to pull some way uncool move on someone just because you think that you can get away with it than that will start you off on the right foot towards being a certified Douche Bag. And lets face it, even though these people are an isolated sector of the population for the most part I’d have to believe that if you’re generally involved in A$$-hole type behavior than you’re already far into the ‘know’ that you are if fact a Douche-Bag.

So let us begin with this little tid bit found of course on Craigs list. What would one suspect would be an asking price for this little ‘Old Skool’ BMX bike that reportedly has dry rotting tires and apparently that’s the only selling point.

If you thought that you wouldn’t be willing to give away a $5.00 McDonald’s gift certificate (btw if you’re looking to actually off any Micky-D’s gift certificates I’m your man. Hmmmmm….double cheeseburger) to take this P.O.S. off of some loser who’s still living with the legal guardian that bought this the ‘high end’ BMX bike 18 years ago when the burner was just a mini mullet you’d bee sorely mistaken. Take a look HERE and see that this guy is actually asking one half of a Geester!! Which to a real Douche Bag equates into one half of a million dollars and just enough to get him on his feet so that he can move out of the folks house, win his girl back, and get his life back on track.

This chump earns the inaugural “Douche-Bag Alert”. I’m surprised that he’s not from Crestview. And it’s too bad that he didn’t leave a name or a number. I’m tempted to call to see the bike just so I can take and have a picture to go with the post. Hmmmm, now that’s a thought.

Trust me this one was hard to pin down as it was neck and neck up until print time with this Standard Issued Douche right HERE. I can see with Fall in the air that things will only be looking up from here.