Fat Tire Fall Out

Congratulations to those of you that raced your heart and legs off at the Fat Tire 40. While you were up north slurping on camelbacks or waiting for hand ups we stayed put and trekked out near where the Water is White and pounded around Kettles for a bit. The 32×18 on the Mary seemed a little tall after all. I mean when your chasing around Jeffro the “Race Pace” Ace you better show up with your A game and warmed up.

After a little bit of some good efforts on the Blue loop we headed back out for some more at a friendly pace. Shortly after returning to the parking lot to reep our earned spoils of fermented malt beverages someone decided that it would be a good idea to do a head count. There’s always one good do-er in every group, I just don’t know how he snuck into this one. Apparently the head count revealed that we were down 1 Jayteeh. Yuppo. The Same Jayteeh that just won the “What does DWK stand for as a DWK is exactly what bought and took away chrome moly lovely” contest.

Just at about into my third Pabst Blue Ribbon I began to grow concerned. Not like really concerned where I’d actually take some kind of action to try to remedy the problem but rather concerned enough where I’d verbalize to everyone within ear shot that I was wondering where he was. That kinda concerned. You know the whole “hey you can put me down on the concerned list too” kinda concerned.

So before I had to bump my concern level up a notch (this is where you try to get someone else to do something about it) Jayteeh rolled back into base camp with some new blacked out graffix on his kit.

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So for that he’ll be awarded Player of the Game. This guys on a roll.

(no pun intended)

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4 Responses to Fat Tire Fall Out

  1. Short-dog says:

    Great ride with the BCB, Next time the B Team will try to ride the full ride, no short cuts!

  2. J Tizzle says:

    if anyone can find the driver of the truck that hit me kick him in the balls for me. Still had a great time out there, love those kettles

  3. picco says:

    Kinda wish i would have been there to see it…… uh, I mean to be there to help you out. lemme kno if you need a MTB cage too.

  4. Mrs. Jeffro says:

    I don’t think JT looked all that bad except for the crazed, psychotic, disoriented, cross-eyed, open-mouthed, cognitively-disabled look on his face. More importantly, how’s the bike? (Just joking by the way – I never like it when one of you gets hurt or lost or misses out on a beer.) LYFYSHDY!!

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