The 4 pm Saturday Night ride was going down as planned. The only difference with this ride was that it involved a one way ticket on the “Pain Train”. The best part was that all the usual suspects were there…..and they were unsuspecting. Malibu was there rawking it ol-skool.JPG. Shorty & Bakaan (shorty-bakaan.JPG) and of course Da Fro (picco-fro.JPG). Others in attendance were Fatness, Jay Teeh, and Scotty the 24 hour Manager. I knew that I’d have to plan and ride smart as there was plenty ‘play makers’ in the group.
We roll out on the road route to get to Pets, regroup and the attack is on starting on the high end of the northside of the river. The 32.16 begins to glow orange and all I hear are derailleurs slapping around in near chase. There’s no turning back now. Notice has been given..let’s ride em out at speed! The attacks are often and in some cases sustained, which is good. Since Sunday I’ve been concerned about a sore throat and thought that it would effect my windpipe. So a little heavy breathing was in order before next Sunday creeps up.
I even caught them resting one time plotting how all fake mechanicals.
We ran some of our normal loops, around Benito’s loop and up the golf hill, up Fence Line, down the new A, and around the Ski Hill and over JR. Malibu was in there Mixing it up.
And Jay Teeh was hannlin’ his bidness
The low down went something like this; 14.48 miles in 1:29:08 with an average speed of 9.7 mph and 2147 feet of earth climbed. Once the ride was over we of course promptly made our way to “Jeffro’s Place” for some cold Peeber’s and the special of the day, which happened to be some of the best Turkey that I’ve ever had. For the most part thing were pretty normal there until I realized that my guy (nic.JPG) was getting all Krunk!!
I didn’t pay any attention and I saw him talking to some dood that I’ve never seen in “Jeffro’s Place” and this guy seemed to be of questionable moral character. But I figured hey, if my guys getting free drinks out of it what could it hurt. Then I here Madonna’s “Crazy for You”come on what can only obviously be on the Internet jukebox. About half way through the song I see this (manlove.JPG). I’m like whatever man, it’s time to get you otta here. Looks like the racing stripes on the passenger’s side (sic.JPG) of the ’Killer Wagon’ are going to have to come off tommorow.
Don’t forget to holla atcha momma!!!
Wat Up wit malibu he going to B OK?
Yo, update here. if ya’lls wonderin’ my shorty wit da phat ass is dooin aight. so, malibu got mad paper and he needed to avoid any seens from the local ER so i contacted my ol’ shorty dr. dre, and i axed him what to do wit my new shorty. i splained da prob he was havin’ and da doc came back wit dis; shorty malibu gots himself a case of da restricted o’sof-i-gus. i said wha??? he den told me dat malibu be eatin to fast and not chewin his shit enuff, and it be gettin lodged in his o’soffa what eva, also dey be callin it a food bolous. so i got some tips from the doc, and i got dat shit out for my man. he be dooin real good now, and he finna eat his shit right now. thanks for bein concerned fro-dough. but i gots one more tang here, who da hell fixin’ to do some man luvin’ on my boo??? dont make me acked da mutha fukin foo!!!!! ya’lls bettah watch yo selves, reckonise. hollah, ms. thang outty, like my belly button.