Big Brat Butt

big….brat…………….butt

 People have been asking me how the first annual Petstoberfest went down. With all the barrage of questioning I’ve decided since Sunday that it’s noteworthy information and as such I’ve been charging a nominal fee for the Petstoberfest debrief. Seeing on how I don’t plan on being out in public for the rest of the week I figure that it’s run its course and I may as well post a couple of blurbs about the event.

 Weather was perfect and trails were tacky with minor blow over from the rain that we’ve been getting hit with. I’d post some pictures of us out in the woods but because we were on the Ultra Secret BCB Singletrack (USBcBST) all participants were sworn to secrecy and all parties involved signed a confidentiality agreement holding them personally liable if they disclosed our trail secrets. (The names and the faces have been changed and or altered to protect the identity of all involved).

After the ride things got all nutz…………………and stuff. GNic even got the Batwurst Jacuzzi rolling, or what was then described as the Bratcuzzi, or the BraughJuzzi, or even the hot Brat Bath.

I’ve never seen someone be able to open a pack of dawgs and text at the same time but that is exactly what was poppin off here

The only problem was after a while we realized that Gnic was actually trying to text on the dawgs and holding them up in the air to see if he had enough bars or not. This was of course before the slowride competition which prompted a baby turtle to show up and show them suckahs how it’s really going down. Gnic never did get that text off.

Yep, a real live turtle. I know, some of you were actually hoping that it was Jerry Farra who plays the character Turtleon the hit HBO series Entourage, but it wasn’t. He’s waiting for a steel singlespeed build to come through so he was out. Jamie Lynn showed up in his place but baby girl was on sometin. Coincidentally right when this picture was taken Gnic was rapping along to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg’s ”Ain’t nuthin but a G Thang”, a classic after mountainbiking. Highly recommended for your MTB playlist.

Last guest of the day was Pale Dale. Rumor has it he traveled all the way here from Tosa by way of the Velodrome.

“Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Belle City together, now you know you in trouble”